You bought your EV because you care about the world — but that was before you realized Elon was a megalomaniac disaster. So… now what?
 
Whisper or scream your rebellion with our “Bought the Car, Not the Cult” bumper sticker in white, serving up sharp wit, raw truth, and one delicious middle finger to corporate and political chaos.
 
Crafted from premium, water-resistant vinyl with eco-solvent inks, this sticker adds durable, stylish flair not just to your car, but to laptops, water bottles, and wherever else you want to own your voice. Go on, darling — claim your power. This is your statement.
 
*This product only comes in one size, 7.5" × 3.75", as seen in the photo.