You bought your EV because you care about the world — but that was before you realized Elon was a megalomaniac disaster. So… now what?
Whisper or scream your rebellion with our “I Bought This Car Before I Knew Elon Was BATSHIT” black bumper sticker, serving up sharp wit, raw truth, and one delicious middle finger to corporate and political chaos.
Crafted from premium, water-resistant vinyl with eco-solvent inks, this sticker adds durable, stylish flair not just to your car, but to laptops, water bottles, and wherever else you want to own your voice. Go on, darling — claim your power. This is your statement.
*The sticker is black with white writing, even when the 'white' option is selected at checkout. This product only comes in one size, 7.5" × 3.75", as seen in the photo.
I Bought This Car Before I Knew Elon Was BATSHIT- Black Bumper Sticker
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Smooth matte finish for that chic, sexy touch
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UV protective laminate to withstand sun + shade
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Premium vinyl rated for over 5 years of sass
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Eco-friendly, because rebellion can be sustainable
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Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth from the center outward to keep your sticker looking crisp and fierce.
